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NEW BAND PROCEDURE! FROM NOW ON, WE WILL HAVE A COMMENT BOX AT ALL OF OUR SHOWS SO THAT WE CAN GET INPUT DIRECTLY FROM THE FANS AND FELLOW BANDS!

Bio 1: Ryan Kehoe (AKA Yan Kehoer). Born deep in the outer limits of space, on a planet known only as Cybertron, Ryan has led a life of tragedy, desperation, and nobility. After witnessing the destruction of his home planet due to civil war, he set off to find a source of energy like none other and eventually ended up on Earth...

Bio 2: Carl Amlin (AKA Broham). Taken from his home planet Eridanus II by the UNSC at the ripe age of 6, Carl was a standout among human specimens, and a perfect candidate for the secret Spartan II project. He possessed the necessary strength, intellect, reflexes, and most of all, luck, to survive the augmentations and intense military training. Known now as the Master Chief, and the only known surviving Spartan II, he has saved the Universe from the Covenant and has drifted back to Earth where his life will change for the better...

Bio 3: Shawn Reaume (AKA Strap-on). On the day of his birth on his home planet Vegeta, Shawn had no time to be a child. He was immediately sent to a distant planet, known only as Earth, with the mission of eradicating all life. Unknown to him, his planet was destroyed shortly after his departure. After an unfortunate crash landing, Shawn suffered from permanent amnesia as well as a loss of his Saiyan rage. He lead an average life of martial arts training in the wilderness until that fateful day...

Bio 4: Jordan Lucchino (AKA Brownstain): Born in the bottom of a mcdonalds cup, Jordan grew up to become the lord of fatty-ding-dongs called the pwdt, as his father did. He attends St. Clair college to become a professional hamburger on Broadway and will live to destroy the hungered all around the world. He also owes Ryan $300. Jordan strives to continue his journey through the depths of the plastic bag he lives in until one day...

Bio 5: Masterbeater (AKA Poopman2): Forged in the hellfires of Mount Doom out of Adamantium procured from the abyss of a black hole, he is not one to be trifled with. He had led a life of celestial conquer until he grew fond of a certain planet, which he named Earth. The life of an immortal space god was growing all too familiar until that portentous day...

The Rapture: It was the Space Olympics of 2004. The Earth's 5 best competitors(Ryan, Carl, Shawn, Jordan, and The Fallen, all strangers to eachother) were selected after a brutal tournament of Deathball. Unknown to them, they would soon be called upon for a much greater purpose. After the opening ceremony, disaster struck, killing most of the intergalactic athletes. The Fallen had sold all of the safety equipment for his own greedy purposes and planned on abandoning his teammates. This would not be the case however. In an epic struggle comparable to none, our four heroes had The Fallen on the brink of destruction, when he selfishly activated his fail-safe self-destruct sequence. With nowhere to go, oxygen running low, and energy levels too low for the Instant Transmission, it seemed as though our heroes would meet their demise. Little did they know that the ever watchful Masterbeater was watching via his unlimited powers, and would not let such tragedy befall. After rescuing the four heroes and replacing The Fallen as the fifth member of the intergalactic hell squad, they have answered a new calling... and that is the creation of musical fusion.

Bio 6 (The Lost Chapters): The Fallen. Also a resident of the late Cybertron, he grew up alongside Ryan. It was he who turned on his planet and people and eventually caused its demise. He followed Ryan to Earth and hid among its people until the time was right. His plan involved much more than meets the eye, as he joined the others on that special day.

Band Members

Ryan Kehoe - Vocals
Shawn Reaume - Guitar
Carl Amlin - Bass/vocals
Jordan Lucchino - Guitar/vocals
Masterbeater - Drums